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Yady:
You Know You're Puerto Rican when....

You put your clean pots in the oven for storage

Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove

Your relatives take ---- and videos at a wake.

You have to say " Bendicion " to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave

Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you

You call all cereal "con flay"

You call any sneaker "tenis"

You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food

Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick

You need that piece of cake before you leave the party

You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday

"La Correa" (belt) or "La Chancla" (slipper) were used to discipline you

You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall

The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it

You blast the music at 8 am to clean the house on a Saturday

The whole family gathers around and stands still in front of the video camera at a wedding, baptism, or birthday party and just smiles like its a regular camera.

You set up a "hamaca" (hammock) whenever your family goes to the park

You are older than one of your uncles or aunts

Your Mom has two sets of dishes and bed sheets: One for everyday use and the other for "cuando llege visita (for visitors)

Your mother keeps the rice in a big green soda-cracker can and instead of a scoop inside , it`s a tea cup with a broken handle

You go to a birthday party and your friends that couldn't go are asking you to bring them back some food

Your mom / tia (aunt) / abuelita (grandma) has a ceramic elephant on the living room table

Your favorite dish is pegao (crunchy rice)

You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side

It could be 100 degrees outside and your mom is cooking pernil inside in the oven.

You're proud to be Boricua  - and you pass these jokes on to all
your Latino friends!

JoséE.Irrizary:

--- Cita de: sweetie en Agosto 18, 2006, 05:31:44 am ---You call any sneaker "tenis"

You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food
--- Fin de la cita ---

This really made me laugh... ;)

MIA:
Jajaja .. Wep@@ !! Sweety no habia leido esto y es cierto .. jajaja .. siempre tenemos cosas para el diario y otras para cuando lleguen visita, como los juegos de cama y vajilla .. lo del arroz en la lata de galletas export sodas .. jajaja .. lo de disiplinar con chancletas y correa .. jajaja .. el pegao, el corn flakes .. jajaja .. Esto si describe a los Boricuas !! .. jajaja .. de verdad me hiciste reir .. Yo soy Boricua .. pa' que tu lo sepas !! Boricua hasta en la luna !!

JoséE.Irrizary:

--- Cita de: sweetie en Agosto 18, 2006, 05:31:44 am ---You have an aunt who sells pasteles on the side
--- Fin de la cita ---
I didn't quite understand this one.

Yady:
The economics in Puerto Rico is soooo bad.... >:( that you usually find a person that do something (besides their job) to make a better living....tht's why...my mom used to make pasteles to earn extra money in Christmas! ;)

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